get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite tv shows → Doctor Who
The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET
this dude nasty as fuck im gagging
This post upsets me
everything about this is extremely uncomfortable, that face he does at the end
you big babies, i love him and his faces and his beard and this whole post
Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny
no need to imagine
I AM SO HAPPY
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
As a chubby girl, I love cute pictures and comics about chubby girls. However, I find some of them oddly unrelatable.
this is why you’re not allowed in the car.
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.